This 304-page book will give you valuable insights into investing and human nature. It is not often, however, that you get to learn valuable lessons while laughing out loud!

Written with his trademark dry wit, these one-liners and “wisdoms” are the result of Mr Dines’ 30 years of having studied the human condition.

Find practical truth in humor

Rather than tell you in dry narrative that the stock market is a dangerous place for inexperienced investors, Mr Dines drives home that truth with the line, “We arrive in the world naked, and we leave the world naked…so stockbrokers are just doing God’s work!”

See the foolishness of
our everyday life

Of course, not every entry carries such practical truth. Some just point out the foolishness of modern life, as in this maxim: “If the world were always logical, men would ride sidesaddle…and women’s bikes!”

The perfect companion for speakers and writers

This book is the perfect companion for anyone who ever has to speak before a crowd. Full of fresh quotes, you won’t have to worry that your audience has heard them before!

1001 Sidesplitting One-Liners and Some Wisdoms isn’t just for speakers. It’s for anyone who enjoys a laugh and doesn’t mind that the funniest part of life is just looking at ourselves! Mr Dines advises buyers never to lend this book—you aren’t likely to get it back! Contains absolutely no insulting ethnic jokes.

Here are sample categories:

	Advice		Fear		Money
	Anger		Finance		Mystery
	Baldness		Friends		Old Age
	Brain Teasers		Future		Opportunity
	Business		Gamblers		Optimism/ Pessimism
	Children		Golf		Paradox
	Clinton		Health		Parents
	Comparing		Immortality		Patience
	Crime		Inflation		Politics
	Critics		Insults		Psychology
	Currencies		Investing/ Stock Market		Religion
	Dating		Labor		Respect
	Debt		Last Words		Retirement
	Denial		Lazy		Rumors
	Diets		Lies		Sex
	Divorce		Life		Speeches
	Drinking		Luck		Success
	Education		Marriage		Taxes
	Experience		Middle Age		Trends
	Family		Mining		Wisdom

NOTE: This book contains off-color material that might offend some readers.

James Dines, truly a living legend, is one of the most accurate and highly regarded investment analysts today. Now learn how “The Original Uranium Bug” can lead you to even greater profits in uraniums in the coming months.

Few others have inspired normally conservative Barron’s to call one of his predictions “one of the most fantastic investment calls on record.”

Or Moneyline to call Mr Dines “one of the most extraordinary men in America today; a man with a long and glorious reputation in being one of the first people to call the real turns in the strategic moves that happened in our marketplaces over the years.”

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